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Introduction

Every web site should contain an introduction. Tough darts!

I'll get around to a friendly introduction when I get some free time.

Please do not copy this page. Please do not create links to this page. Thanks.

OK, I owe you something. You got here. What are you looking for?

The "Customer from Hell" is just a name that some e-commerce boob created. I registered this name. I am the representative of the ignored, downtrodden, etc...

(Fill in your own political agenda here, via email, but this is my web site, so play by my rules or go somewhere else.)

Oh, the rules, That's why I started this session tonight. I think it only fair that I publish the rules and regulations about this site. Please be patient as they are evolving. (Your input is welcome.)

Rules and Regulations of this Site

This section defines the guidelines (rule and regulations) that the site owner (author) will use regarding published content.

These rules are written in simple, colloquial English. If you don't understand them, please tell us.
If you don't agree with these rules then Go away now!!!
If you can't read English then find someone who can.
In particular, we don't like lawyers here. (The "we" is the editorial "we," namely me, the author.) You can contact the author via email at: Author
The site owner/editor, etc. will from time-to-time publish information on this site. When such information reflects on a well-known institution (Citibank, Chase, American Express, First Nationwide, Pacific Bell,...) the editor will give the subject reasonable notice as to the impending publication of information.
No kidding! If your company appears on this site it is a conclusion by the (author/editor) that your company has:
- Failed to reply to more than one communication.
- Lives on the (Planet/Asteroid/...) Pluto.
- Has otherwise sufficiently aggravated the editor to the point of including a message herein concerning an issue that could not be otherwise resolved.
The author has tried to be clear regarding facts. Documentation is generally available for all assertions on this site.
Opinions are just that. Opinions do not require justification.
If your company name has been mentioned and you think the reference unfair then contact us with your version of the story.

Don't steal!

Do not copy any of the pages on this site. (It will bring bad karma and make your pet ill.)
Respect copyrights.
- This material is ONLY for personal, noncommercial use.
- Copyright infringement is a US federal crime. Don't steal!

Don't Trespass!

This site is the author's personal property.
If you enter with malicious intent you will be treated as if you entered my bedroom at 03:00 with a gun in your hand and a mask on your face.
Your IP address and other identifiers will be collected and forwarded to appropriate authorities for prosecution. (That assumes you survive the previous rule.)

The ususal Disclaimers ------ Use at your own risk.
- Not responsible for anything on your machine.
- If this page eats your homework then go eat your dog.
- I spell and type as best I can. Send me an email if you find spelling, grammar, or other such typographical errors. You can earn Galactic Credits.
- Changes are made periodically. We do NOT notify anyone of such changes. We DO update the date at the bottom of the page. You can check there for changes.
- No warranty for anything.
- All material is provided AS IS and we disclaim any warranty for any purpose.
- No responsibility for Consequential Damages so if you cut yourself on a sharp word go get an elastic bandage.

Test Links Not Ready to Use. Caveat Emptor!!!

The links in this section may or may not point to the correct object. Don't bother to inform the page owner of broken links in this section. The links, when ready, will be moved to the appropriate location.

Link Reference	Description	Note Top
w:\c\cush\CFHRULN.HTM	Customer From Hell Site Rules	This page
w:\c\cush\CFHHOME.HTM	Customer From Hell -- dot COM -- Home

Link Reference	Description	Note Top
http://64.142.38.25/c/cush/CFHRULN.HTM	Customer From Hell -- dot NET

Web Change Log

This section may contain editorial notes regarding the site.


  == 2001/04/30 v01 Created

  == 2002/08/16 v02 Updated

  == 2006/12/28 v03 Minor Updates.  Real world publish